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description-lg :10. Lower corner of screen has the words
description-lg :"Etch-a-sketch" on it.
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description-lg :9. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!"
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description-lg :8. In order to start it, you need some jumper
description-lg :cables and a friend's car.
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description-lg :7. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining
description-lg :mathematics".
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description-lg :6. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
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description-lg :5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your
description-lg :neighborhood start howling.
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description-lg :4. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't
description-lg :it break time yet?"
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description-lg :3. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good
description-lg :Luck!"
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description-lg :2. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
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description-lg :1. You've decided that your computer is an
description-lg :excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight
description-lg :collection.
description-ce :10. Lower corner of screen
description-ce :has the words "Etch-a-sketch"
description-ce :on it.
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