content-start  :www.mcgrathinfosolution.com
content-type   :100009
mis-version    :1.100
file-name      :Recruiting_any_and_all_pilots.MIS
rating-age     :0
file-size      :2975
language-multi :English
language-start :English
content-subtype:Humour
title          :Recruiting any and all pilots
description-lg :The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided
description-lg :that he would personally intervene in the
description-lg :recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed
description-lg :services. He directed a nearby Air Force base
description-lg :that will be opened and that all eligible young
description-lg :men and women be invited.
description-lg :
description-lg :As he and his staff were standing near a brand
description-lg :new F-15 Fighter, a pair of twin brothers who
description-lg :looked like they had just stepped off a Marine
description-lg :Corps recruiting poster walked up to them. The
description-lg :chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his
description-lg :hand and introduced himself.
description-lg :
description-lg :He looked at the first young man and asked, "Son,
description-lg :what skills can you bring to the Air Force?"
description-lg :
description-lg :The young man looks at him and says, "I'm a
description-lg :pilot!"
description-lg :
description-lg :The general gets all excited, turns to his aide
description-lg :and says, "Get him in today, all the paper work
description-lg :done, everything, do it!"
description-lg :
description-lg :The aide hustles the young man off. The general
description-lg :looks at the second young man and asked, "What
description-lg :skills to you bring to the Air Force?"
description-lg :
description-lg :The young man says, "I chop wood!"
description-lg :
description-lg :"Son," the general replies, "we don't need wood
description-lg :choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how
description-lg :to do?"
description-lg :
description-lg :"I chop wood!"
description-lg :
description-lg :"Young man," huffs the general, "you are not
description-lg :listening to me, we don't need wood choppers,
description-lg :this is the 20th century!"
description-lg :
description-lg :"Well," the young man says, "you hired my
description-lg :brother!"
description-lg :
description-lg :"Of course we did," says the general, "he's a
description-lg :pilot!"
description-lg :
description-lg :The young man rolls his eyes and says, "So what!
description-lg :I have to chop it before he can pile it!"
description-ce :The chief of staff of the US
description-ce :Air Force decided that he
description-ce :would personally intervene in
description-ce :the recruiting crisis
source-url     =http://www.ahajokes.com/war005.html
source-end     :
language-stop  :English
app-name       =INFO 2 MIS v2.0.0B6
app-url        :www.mcgrathinfosolution.com
app-update     :2006-12-09 10:34:01
app-desc       :Created without the IMDB files
app-end        :
content-stop   :