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title          :How to annoy people!
description-lg :* Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the
description-lg :people are green, and insist to others that you
description-lg :"like it that way".
description-lg :* Drum on every available surface.
description-lg :* Staple papers in the middle of the page.
description-lg :* Produce a rental video consisting entirely of
description-lg :dire FBI copy warnings.
description-lg :* Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's
description-lg :backpacks.
description-lg :* Learn Morse code, and have conversations with
description-lg :friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep
description-lg :Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...
description-lg :* Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
description-lg :* Change channels five minutes before the end of
description-lg :every show.
description-lg :* Pay for your dinner with pennies.
description-lg :* Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
description-lg :* Light road flares on a birthday cake.
description-lg :* Wander around the restaurant, asking other
description-lg :diners for their parsley.
description-lg :* Demand that everyone address you as
description-lg :"Conquistador".
description-lg :* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as
description-lg :they read.
description-lg :* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
description-lg :* Inform others that they exist only in your
description-lg :imagination.
description-lg :* Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and
description-lg :place the cookie parts back in the tray.
description-lg :* Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying
description-lg :everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
description-lg :* Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your
description-lg :"imaginary friend."
description-lg :* Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see
description-lg :a "magic picture".
description-lg :* Resend humorous e-mail messages to the person
description-lg :who sends them to you.
description-lg :* Leave all headers and footnotes on forwarded
description-lg :jokes.
description-ce :* Adjust the tint on your tv
description-ce :so that all the people are
description-ce :green, and insist to others
description-ce :that you "like it that way".
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